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A man walks into a bar. What'll it be? asks th... 2006-12-17
A man walks into a bar.

“What’ll it be?” asks the bartender.

Replies the man, “Tell me, where could I find a non-alcoholic drink which will get me just as inebriated as that fine scotch just behind you?”

“Ahh, I don’t know, but perhaps you’d like some of that scotch?”

“No, I don’t drink alcohol. Goodbye.”

If something about this conversation strikes you as odd, then you are dissimilar to a good number of programmers in at least one way.